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Monk in Thailand - Views on life. I am British, or was, or am. I've been in Thailand for 14 years. I am not a Monk except by name. Book your Thailand hotels at Agoda.com. And check The Phuket Blog for Phuket information.

Can you spot the Ladyboy?

Just a bit of fun here... ladyboys / katoeys / transvestites are not too uncommon in Thailand and in general they are accepted as part of society. Some are famous models, there are big ladyboy contests, some look incredible, while some are more obviously not a lady! I have done this little quiz a couple of times and not got 10/10 either time, though always erred on the side of caution and I have not identified a ladyboy as a girl. Just rediscovered the quiz and got 10/10. I am getting better. The quiz starts with the photo below....

Phwoooarrr!! Or?

Start the quiz here: Can you tell the difference?

100%

Didn't get 10/10? Try reading this:

Top 10 Tips for spotting a ladyboy @ Bangkok Diaries

See you in Thailand!

See you in Thailand!


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What to do in Phuket when it's raining?

Chang Beer

Not really! Well, I guess some people might be happy to just sit in a bar, watch the rain and get slightly drunk, but please! Don't sit around moping and feeling sorry for yourself if it's raining in Phuket! Go get a massage, go watch a movie, visit a museum or the aquarium or do a yoga or cooking class, or if the rain is not too bad, carry a small umbrella and head to old Phuket Town for a walk. And that's just a few suggestions. More about this on my Jamie's Phuket blog ...

Things to Do in Phuket on a Wet Day


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Snakes in Thailand

I've not had to many run ins with snakes in the 11 years I've been living here. Never seen a really huge one except at Phuket Zoo.. oh and I have seen banded sea snakes many times while diving in the Similan Islands - they are really poisonous but totally ignore divers. Snakes are a fact of life here. Our house is close to a big tree-covered hill, not in the middle of town, so we do expect a snake now and then. A couple of years ago, we'd get one every week, but normally just small things. A couple of baby cobras... which makes you think "where's mama?". We have had hardly any in the last 2 years - we have 2 cats which I think is enough to deter snakes.

My wife called me at work a few weeks ago saying she'd seen a big one in the garden but it had slithered away, then she saw it hanging on a tree next to our house. We do worry about snakes since we have 2 kids. She was worried this one would come back - and it did! I saw it hanging on the gate a couple of days later - about 3 feet long, green colour, and aggressive. It really did not like being hit with a spade. Liked it even less on the second hit. Well, I'm not a killer, but I'm not a vegetarian either and don't want a poisonous snake near my kids!

Today a friend posted a photo on Facebook, a snake that was in his garden yesterday. It is venomous? (he asked). Damn right - here's the snake below:



It's a red necked keelback. I did some reading and found a great website about snakes in Thailand - www.thailandsnakes.com - anything you want to know about snakes in Thailand is here - lots of pictures, some videos, explanations of which snakes are venomous / dangerous.. it says of the red necked keelback : "Be very careful not be be bitten by these snakes. There is NO ANTI-VENIN available yet for these snakes." My friend (whose house is just a few hundred meters from mine, called the local police and they sent a team to deal with it, and they let it go! Hey, it might come to our house! I prefer to whack with a spade first, ask questions later. I have been reading the snakes in Thailand website this evening in order to recognise some of the real nasty ones like the Malayan Pit Viper. Never seen one, don't want to!


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Thailand Got Talent!

You have to check out the video below from the Thailand's Got Talent TV show (same format as the same show round the world). Pretty girl, no? Nice voice too... Keep watching...


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Thailand - Land of Bizarre Signs

Auuuu!

A new restaurant has opened at Rang Hill overlooking Phuket Town, it's called Khao Rang Breeze. This is the sign outside their toilets. Auuuu! That bad?


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The Leo Beer Calendar Girls

I just had to blog this in case I lost the weblinks to other blogs showing these photos. Now, I am a Chang drinker, but the Leo Beer calendar 2010 is something rather special.. if you are a warm blooded male. The Leo Girls are dressed in "body paint". Look closely. Look very closely. Get slap round the ear from your wife!











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